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Howard the Duck (1986)

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Old Apr 3, 2002, 06:27 AM   #1
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Thanks for taking time to visit my new home.

It touches me to know just how many people still love my epic movie of blood, sweat and feathers.

If anyone is interested in getting some Duck Porn from me, then just leave a message here. I'll get right back to you! These duck b*tches quack with pleasure baby!

HOWARD THE DUCK TRIVIA - George Lucas tried to cook me after filming was finished.
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Old May 4, 2002, 01:07 PM   #2
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lol. who is it really?
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Old May 7, 2002, 01:47 AM   #3
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Re: My best work

So Howard how was Lea in bed//?, and what are you doing now ? living with "ALF"
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Old May 14, 2002, 01:26 PM   #4
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duck porn? riiight...
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Old May 25, 2002, 04:24 PM   #5
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Thumbs up where am i now?

Hey, there my *****es.

I was living with Alf until 1997, i think it was, but he got into the drugs scene pretty bad back then. He use to ****ing steal my money to fund his growing heroin addiction.

In the end i had to kick him out, and now i'm living with a couple of Ewoks. They're pretty cool, and hopefully they're going to help me get me into Episode 7 - i **** you not!

I've been pretty busy with acting over the years. Tim Robbins, who starred alongside me in my own movie, was kind enough to get me a part as one of the other prisoners in Shawshank Redemption. Blink and you'll miss me though! I'm the inmate with the white feathers.

At the very minute, i'm in talks with 'Titanic' director James Cameron- who might be making a documentary movie about my life (so long as i let him sleep with one of my duckling cousins) so watch out for me in the future.

Anyway i'm off out now to go and rent me a porno from blockbuster. Catch ya later!
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Old May 25, 2002, 08:00 PM   #6
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Yea,

I Thought Gorge might do a new edition of "Howard The Duck; The new hope"
We get to see more of you and Lea in the bed! So Alf ran off, dont the Ewoks smell?
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Old May 25, 2002, 09:20 PM   #7
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Re: Yea,

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I Thought Gorge might do a new edition of "Howard The Duck; The new hope"
A new hope for that old dope? He don't deserve more then four feet of rope (tied around his neck that is!)
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Old May 25, 2002, 09:44 PM   #8
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Re: My best work

some people, they have a gift for rhyming... others for mimeing... i just mime, i never rhyme, i havn't the time nore the mind.

oh, crap!


by the way, this thread, it's very disturbing to me. While, at the same time, is very interesting... interesting in the way that a train wrecking into an orphanage full of wee-children is interesting...
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Old May 27, 2002, 07:48 AM   #9
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A new hope for that old dope? He don't deserve more then four feet of rope (tied around his neck that is!)

Hey whatever kinky sex games you're into, i think you should keep them under your own roof.

As for the Ewoks, they don't smell but they have kinky fetishes of their own. I've since learned that they're into making 'snuff movies' quite a lot. I don't mind watching them, but i'm sick of the cops ram-raiding our apartment to get evidence.

As for 'Howard the Duck : The New Hope' I wouldn't bank on it. But there could always be 'Howard the Duck : Clone Wars' . Hey if they can clone a friggin sheep and pig, i think they should be able to clone me!

I got word from Alf the other day. Poor bastard is HIV positive. Mind you, i suppose his body could only cope with the needles and gay sex for so long. I'm sure he'll be fine though, he always was a fighter!

-ciao

Howard
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Old May 28, 2002, 01:00 AM   #10
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I got word from Alf the other day. Poor bastard is HIV positive. Mind you, i suppose his body could only cope with the needles and gay sex for so long. I'm sure he'll be fine though, he always was a fighter!
Wouldn't 'gay sex' require another male member of his own species, or at least the male member of another male member of his own species?
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Old Jun 12, 2002, 11:21 AM   #11
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Ok , which sonova ***** moderator , put my old user name 'Howard The Duck' on EVERYBODY'S ignore list?

I'll rip your ****ing bottom jaw off you sneaky streak of cowardly ****!
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Old Jun 12, 2002, 02:10 PM   #12
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then use "Howard Da Duck"
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Old Jun 15, 2002, 07:46 PM   #13
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Talking Don't overheat Howard, I hate roast duck

The ignore list thing is a new site error... mods have nothing to do with it
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Old Jul 26, 2002, 01:46 AM   #14
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I've never ehard of this movie. I don't exactly think i'll go watch it
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