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View Poll Results: How many BJ's have you had?
None 3 37.50%
1-10 1 12.50%
11-20 1 12.50%
21-49 0 0%
50+ 3 37.50%
Voters: 8. You may not vote on this poll

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Old Jun 4, 2005, 12:00 PM   #1
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How many B.J.s have you had?

Now, how many B.J.s have you had, that defined your existence to the world? How many B.J.'s have you had that forever ruined your credibility, and pehaps led to the defeat of all the things (and people) you represent? How many were with another woman while you were married?

Here, on a website poll, asking may herald honest results... but If I asked random strangers I imagin the responses would be limited to two possibilites (mainly; realisticall) :

1) Mind your own Goddamn business!

2) No! I'm insulted at the thought! How inappropriate of you to ask! I don't even know you! (optional: I've been HAPPILY married for X Number of Years, and I've NEVER cheated on my wife!)

I'd say that most people would stick with option 1. In my part of the country, I think I'd be met with a lot of option 2. But... for all intents and purposes... option 1.

The Clinton thing needs to be laid to rest. (were you wondering if this had a point? ) I was thinking about that this morning. Asight from that Blow Job, and a few other policy "woops!'ies" Clinton had an alarmingly good run. The man was an exceptional leader, and across party lines that can be recongnized. Put the oral sex behind us. Put the lie, that should have been a pointed finger accompanied by the following words, "Mind your own Goddamn business!", behind us! Move forward, you prudes!
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Old Jun 4, 2005, 02:03 PM   #2
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Re: How many B.J.s have you had?

Real or fantasied?
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Old Jun 4, 2005, 02:04 PM   #3
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Re: How many B.J.s have you had?

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Originally posted by NeXus_6
Real or fantasied?

you can do both if you wanna!
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Old Jun 4, 2005, 04:45 PM   #4
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Self or by others?
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Old Jun 6, 2005, 01:10 AM   #5
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Re: How many B.J.s have you had?

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Originally posted by UltimateYautja
Self or by others?

What are you a rubber man?
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Old Jun 6, 2005, 08:27 AM   #6
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Self or by others?

I'll go ahead and guess you selected "50+"?
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Old Jun 6, 2005, 07:38 PM   #7
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I can wish.
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Old Jun 6, 2005, 10:23 PM   #8
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If I could do that, I'd never leave my house.
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Old Jun 6, 2005, 11:59 PM   #9
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I've been happily married for almost 3 years 50+ doesn't even begin to cover it.
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Old Jun 7, 2005, 07:56 AM   #10
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Re: How many B.J.s have you had?

How would you define "BJ?"

Are you talking simple fellatio of any kind or the specific act of fellatio through climax. Oftentimes fellatio is used in foreplay and the climax is saved for more intimate acts of intercourse and other times, particularly in the rather loose relationships I used to share when I was in college (man those were the days!) fellatio is the whole experience ending in the inevitable "spit or swallow" conundrum.

This is kind of an adolescent subject...don't you think.
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Old Jun 7, 2005, 08:39 AM   #11
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Re: How many B.J.s have you had?

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How would you define "BJ?"

Are you talking simple fellatio of any kind or the specific act of fellatio through climax. Oftentimes fellatio is used in foreplay and the climax is saved for more intimate acts of intercourse and other times, particularly in the rather loose relationships I used to share when I was in college (man those were the days!) fellatio is the whole experience ending in the inevitable "spit or swallow" conundrum.

This is kind of an adolescent subject...don't you think.

Simple Google Search for our "Adolescent" Subject
(note the number of search results... if I had a LexisNexis account, I'm sure I could provide you with something a little more accurate.)

And here... how about I give you the exact definition of Fellatio Highwired_KenStar_Sith:

1 entry found for Blow Job.*
n. an act or instance of oral sex; fellatio

and Fellatio is simply defined** as:
n. Oral stimulation of the penis.

If you'd like, I can set more specific peramiters... but yes; stimulation to climax would work, but any kind will do. My poll perhaps did not refer to fellatio as a precursor to actual coitus (foreplay). My appologies, Sith, and everyone else, for not making the terms of this childish issue immediatly more specific as has been the case through the overly-well-known period of constant media attention during Bill Clinton's whole ordeal with this, "adolescent subject."

* ** www.dictionary.com
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Old Jun 7, 2005, 10:19 AM   #12
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Old Jun 7, 2005, 11:28 AM   #13
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Re: How many B.J.s have you had?

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How would you define "BJ?"

Are you talking simple fellatio of any kind or the specific act of fellatio through climax. Oftentimes fellatio is used in foreplay and the climax is saved for more intimate acts of intercourse and other times, particularly in the rather loose relationships I used to share when I was in college (man those were the days!) fellatio is the whole experience ending in the inevitable "spit or swallow" conundrum.

This is kind of an adolescent subject...don't you think.

I've got a 'burning' question.


Let me ask you....











Spit or swallow?
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Old Jun 7, 2005, 11:46 AM   #14
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Re: How many B.J.s have you had?

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Originally posted by Kieraganion


I've got a 'burning' question.


Let me ask you....











Spit or swallow?

Kind of repulsive, isn't it? When I was 21 for some reason I didn't care (as long as she didn't mess up my shoes!)...I think it was the beer. I've been married now for 11 years so this is an issue I really don't care to revisit.
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Old Jun 7, 2005, 12:21 PM   #15
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Kind of repulsive, isn't it? When I was 21 for some reason I didn't care (as long as she didn't mess up my shoes!)...I think it was the beer. I've been married now for 11 years so this is an issue I really don't care to revisit.
.


Club soda, it can take the grease stain off of a drive way.


The beer...? This isn't and incendent reminiscent of American Pie, is it.


Edit:

BTW: Who the heck are the three people that voted for 50+?!

I think I know one...

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