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Old Jan 5, 2003, 03:39 PM   #31
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One: That meat smells good, can I have some?

Splend: Erm, maybe it would be best if you didn't...
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Old Jan 5, 2003, 03:48 PM   #32
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Pred : Ooooh, I don't feel good ...

Splend : Quick! Run for cover!

He and one run for cover. Pred starts to too, but Splend pushes him back.

Splend : Not you, it's you we're running for cover from, if you came along it would rather defeat the object of running, since you're the one who's about to violently exlode and shower us with blood and innards!

Pred : Really? Cool. Will I survive?

Splend : Dunno, let's look at the script. <<He pulls out a dog-eared manuscript>> hmmm, doesn't say, it appears that part hasn't been written yet.

One : Guess we'd better wait for the next post then. How about we wait behind this lead shield, Splend?

Splend : An exccellent idea, dear lady.
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Old Jan 5, 2003, 04:01 PM   #33
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It keeps building up with the whole exploding thing in a 10 minute sequence of suspense, then...


Splend: Are you feeling any different yet Predn?

Predn: No, i was about to explode...then nothing happened...

Splend: Hmmm...what a let down

The one joins them

One: Not exploding eh?

Predn: nope

One: That's okay (takes out knife)...gotta give the audience something...

violently murders predn

Splend: Well, that's that sorted

One: But now we have no pred...

Splend: It okay, I'm sure he'll return as a ghost POSSIBLY IN THE NEXT SCENE OR TWO

One: Why did you shout?

Splend: no reason.

they continue
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Old Jan 5, 2003, 04:08 PM   #34
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Splend : You know, although Pred was pretty clingy and irritating in a real Donkey from Shrek kinda way, I kinda miss the guy ...

One : <<sniff>> Yea, me too. <<wipes a tear from her eye>>

Splend : Hey, you're the ope that killed him, what are you sad about?!

One : Nothing, I just felt left out.

<<Suddenly, theree is a whisper.>>

Whisper: Murder!

Splend : Hey, did hear something?

Whisper : MURDER!

<<A blue mist materialises, forming into ... Darth Bob.>>

Splend : Bob!

Bob : Splend, I come to you now at the turn of the tide! I bring grave news ... Pred ... was ... murdered!

Splend : Yea, we know. We were there.

Bob : Oh. Just so you know. I'm sure Pred will be along now any moment to yell at you for killing him. See ya later ...

<<He dissapears>>
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Old Jan 5, 2003, 04:17 PM   #35
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Splend: Well, that was brief, and annoying...and frightening

One: Do you really think Predn will be back in the form of a ghost?

A Voice:YOU KILLED ME

Splend: Pred, is that you?

Voice: YES

One: Why are you talking so loud?

Predn: IT'S WHAT US GHOSTS DO

Splend: I see...So you're going to be following us again...in ghost form?

Predn: Looks like it

One: great

Splend: Yes....a little too great.
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Old Jan 5, 2003, 08:09 PM   #36
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One smiles at Pred, whilst he gives daggers back.

But wait, Splend! We can use Pred's new form to our advantage now.

Splend: How's that, lady?

One: well if we think logically, Pred being dead, should have been enlightened to all knowledge of the universe and beyond. He would know exactly where Nexus and his treasures are and how to get there!

Splend: Splendid thinking!

(turns to the ghostly formation of Pred)

Well, where's it all at, Pred?

Pred: Ummm, I did something stupid it seems....

Splend: Forget that, where are the sacred goods, my friend?

Pred: Well, I ermmm don't know.

One: come on Pred, the dead can't lie. Spill the beans.

Pred: No, seriously I really don't know. I errm saw the light after you teared me apart and heard a voice call to me to come and receive the golden knowledge and I, well,I thought,I reckoned,I-

Splendnow very impatient) WHERE'S IT AT, PRED?

Pred: I told the voice to f*ck off! I thought that I knew everything already!

Splend: Oh my dear, Lord, sweet,F*CKING JESUS!

You fail even at being dead Pred!
(splend bangs his head, repeatedly against the wall)

Pred: (trying to put his head in his hands, only to find that his head goes through them) I know, Splend, I know. I ballsed up big time.

One: But guys.....all's not lost. Pred trying to hold his head just made me realise that he can walk through walls, dimensions and he can fly! He can search for the golden goods and then lead us to them!

Pred: (fully perked up now) Yearrrrh!!! Pred's dead, baby, Pred's dead! And he can save the day!!!
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Old Jan 6, 2003, 01:01 PM   #37
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Splend: Okay then, go and look for the treasure and such

Predn: Okay then...don't bug me, I'm still quite upset about the whole death thing

One: It happens to all of us Pred, don't worry about it?

Predn: You mean you even have this problem?

One: Well. Not yet, obviously

Predn: Oh yeah...

Splend: Now get the hell outta here pred!

Predn: Righto

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Splend: Right. Now he's gone, let's get intimate

One: Oh dear...
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Old Jan 6, 2003, 01:24 PM   #38
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Splend: erm, sorry I meant intimidate!

One:huh?

Splend: Him, there, look!(splend points at a dwarf man in the distance) He needs intimidating!

One: SPlend, this isn't like you at all! Why on earth would you want to intimidate a little person?

Splend: because THAT litte person happens to be one of the most annoying little creatures in the world!

(the 3 year old talking dwarf is hopping and skipping over to the awaiting couple)

ive coome bbarck feel grate never wantadd ot leve lit me be youur freindsss

One: ahh, look he wants to be friends with us , I think. He's so sweet, can we not keep him?

Splend: Dear lady, NO! he is the disabled son of the devil!

Now stand back and let me handle this......
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Old Jan 6, 2003, 02:36 PM   #39
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*The one....leaps into the air and does a flying kick. The screen goes black. All we hear are noises. We hear some glass smashinga nd shattering, shrieks, screams, punches, a donkey and something that sounds like a smurai sword slicing through wallpaper. Then the screen goes back to normal. All of what is left is a mangled, messed-up mor0n on the floor.*

Splend:
Whoa...we should hang out a bit more...

*Predn walks up to them.*

Predn:
Yo dudes.

Splend:
Predn? I thought you died!

Predn:
Er, this isn't the sequel? Never mind...

*Predn sees the bloody corpse on the floor.*

Predn:
ARGH! Jesus Christ...

*Predn looks at The one...., who has a big cheesy grin on her face.*

Predn:
Urgh...

Splend:
One, do you know the way to Mordor? Er, dammit! That's not the right line...

The one....:
You mean the room with Nex's treasure?

Splend:
yes. yes, that's it. Nowhere else. I want to get outta here as soon as possible. So we might as well go for the treasure...

The one....:
yes, follow me.

*They follow The one....Predn looks unsure.*

INT. ANOTHER FU*KING CORRIDOR - DAY

*The gang are still walking. The one....is ahead of them.*

Predn:
Hey, stinker - don't go too far.

*Splend stops walking and looks at Predn.*

Splend:
Why do you do that?

Predn:
What...?

Splend:
Always calling her names and putting her down.

Predn:
Because...(Predn looks at One and back at Splend) don't you see? All she wants is the trasure. She's full of lies and deceit.

Splend:
(annoyed) What do you know about it?!

*Splend storms off and stares at the floor. He calms down.*

Splend:
(still staring at the floor) I'm sorry, Predn. I don't know why I said that.

Predn:
I do.

*Splend spins round and looks at Predn.*

Predn:
You've been watching that movie again haven't you?
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Old Jan 6, 2003, 04:02 PM   #40
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Pred: well just look at the situation we've encountered here, Splend.

Splend: (dreamy face)It was fine wasn't it......

Pred: Erm, no. Scary more like.

Splend: Mmmmmmm, I like that mean streak One has!

Pred: NO Splend!

*Pred slaps Splend across the face*

SPlend: Yow! (feels his sore face)

Pred: One has more sides than a fifty pence cent. She was going to mother the dwarf one minute then killing him the next.Not only that she hadn't a clue about any where abouts of Nex and his treasures, and now she does??

Splend: Hmmmm, I suppose that was a tad weird, but the way she handled that derranged dwarf was kinda sassy.

Look, what the heck, Pred,I can do no harm to follow her.

Pred: Like I've been saying before she's loco; I don't trust her.What if it's a trap?

Splend: Let's take the chance that it's not, ay? Besides, there are two of us. We're a pretty dandy team when we want to be.

(The guys do a high five and body slam)

Splend & Pred (in unison) : YEAH!

Splend: Oh, One! Wait for us......
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Old Jan 7, 2003, 03:11 PM   #41
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One : This way, guys, this way!

<<The trio go through another door, and find themselves ... outdoors. In a graveyard, at midnight, with mist flowing misteriously (sorry) close to the ground>>

Pred : What the ****?!

Splend : <<shrugs>> You keep forgetting, this is a temple to Nex. Of COURSE it's weird!

One : Come on, this way! Come on! Come - whoops!

<<One has disappeared offscreen. Pred and Splen look for her, but all they hear is a muffled "Hey! Down here!" which they choose to ignore>>

Splend : God, this place is creepy.

Pred : Yea ... good place to find a ...

<<they look at each other>>

Noth : Solid Gold Necronomicon Ex Mortis!
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Old Jan 8, 2003, 04:40 PM   #42
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10 minute slow motion sequence of Predn and Splend running through the creepy world...

Music by tool and iron maiden alternates

Everything stops...

Predn: What?
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Old Jan 9, 2003, 05:46 AM   #43
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Music Director : Guys, I'm sorry. Iron Maiden and Tool both wish to disassosciate themselves from this flick. They said something about it being crap, don't know what theymean, oh no, not me, never. But this crap movie's music budget is running low, so we've got to have your 10 minute slo-mo music session with ... erm ... coughcoughn*synccoughcough ...

Pred + Splend : Eh? Speak up, you've got a bit of a cough ...

MD : Erm ... N*SYNC ... <<He runs away>>

Cut to 10 minute shot of slomo running from Pred and Splend, to 'Bye Bye bye' by N*SYNC

Splend : This sucks, let's move to the next scene!
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Old Jan 9, 2003, 10:44 AM   #44
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There is an open grave, Splend and Predn fall into it. They fall for a while to N*sync until they find themselves in a world completely white (like the GAP adverts).

Predn: What the hell is this place? And why aren't I see-through? I'm supposed to be a ghost

Director: Yeah, that's me again sorry, we've run out of money so we can't afford an expensive temple set, so you'll have to make do with the white thing...

Splend: *groans*

Predn: And my non-ghostness?

Director: Yeah, we can't afford to make you see-through either...sorry

Splend: Well I'm glad I got paid up front!

Predn: Up front? DAMMIT!

The one.... wonders in

one: hello, what a neat place!

Predn And Splend: *groans*
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Old Jan 9, 2003, 01:23 PM   #45
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Splend:
I'm scared...it's all white down here!

Predn:
Let's go!

*They make a giant rope made out of The one....'s long hair and climb up it.*

The one....:
Ow, ow, ow, OW!, ow...

INT. GRAVEYARD - NIGHT

*Splend and Predn make it. Predn grabs One's hair and pulls her back up cruelly.*

Splend:
Look over there!

*Splend runs to another part of the graveyard and Predn and The one.... follow him.*

INT. LITTLE AREA - NIGHT

*There are three books there. Bruce Campbell is trying to choose one.*

Bruce Campbell:
Hmmm...this one!

*He picks a book and it bites him. He tries getting it off his hand but he can't. He runs away.*

Bruce campbell:
AAAAAAARGH! Sam! This is the last time I work with you!

*Splend and Predn are left looking at two identical Necronomicons.*

Splend:
Crafty Nex...if only I can remember which book was real...dammit, why did I have to watch The Two Towers constantly everyday? None of that film has helped me so far! That's it...in the next scene I'm gonna write in a LoTR bit.

Predn:
That IS if we pick the right book...

The one....:
Eenie, meenie, miney, mo!

*The one.... picks a book and opens it. Suddenly they all get sucked inside it.*

Splend/Predn/One:
AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!

*The book closes.*

INT. CABIN - NIGHT

*Professor Knowby opens up the Book of the Dead. Suddenly Splend, Predn and One fly out.*

Splend:
Phew...I never want to go through one of those again! (pause) Hey, where are we...?

*Suddenly the cabin door flies off. The group all look outside - a rift in the space/time continuum!*

Splend:
D'oh!

*They all get sucked inside it.*

Predn:
(inside wormhole) I'm gonna kill you Nex!

INT. THE 1300s - DAY

*The trio fall from the sky and hit the ground. Predn looks up and sees Bruce Campbell.*

Predn:
Hey, there's that bloke again!

*Suddenly some knights on horses arrive.*

Splend:
Oh, typical.

One:
Look - there's an exit!

*They all run through a door with "EXIT" on it.*

INT. ANOTHER FU*KING CORRIDOR - NIGHT

*The trio open the door and are back in a corridor in the Lost Temple.*

Splend:
What the...?

Predn:
What an amazingly odd place Nex built...
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