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Old Apr 8, 2008, 04:18 PM   #136
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Re: Da Ultimately Sad SciFlicks SQUAD! Movie: The Big Sleep

<Demos realizes that his treasured baggie contains oregano>

Demos: Goddamn this blasphemy! This is unacceptable! I swear i will.............eh.....maybe i'll test this anyway.

<proceeds to test contents of baggie>
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Old Apr 10, 2008, 11:19 AM   #137
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Re: Da Ultimately Sad SciFlicks SQUAD! Movie: The Big Sleep

<<Iwata walks in, dragging an unconscious Cuban behind him, which he drops as he sees Sharkey. He points at him, steps up to him and pokes him in the chest>>

Iwata : You! You deserted us when the Hamsters attacked!

Sharkey : No, I left a month or so BEFORE the hamsters attacked. Remember? We had a big going away party ... which, I now remember, no one went to because you were all to busy sleeping or choking each other or mourning comrades long gone. Bastards.

Splend : I'd have come, but I was being choked.

Nex : I'd have come but I couldn't fit it into my busy choking schedule.

Quint : I'd have come but I was busy studying hippie culture.

Iwata : I'd have come, but I was busy playing 40K.

Jill <<popping her head through a door>> Yeah, I'll take Iwata's excuse too.

Floyd : I'd have come, but I couldn't be bothered to.

Bob : I'd have come, but I was busy setting off the self-destruct seque - er, wait, no, that was only about 10 posts ago, and I've already said to much.

Kiercat : I'd have come if it weren't for those Space Vampi - er, what did Bob say?

Demos : <<lighting an oregano spliff>> Who the hell are you?

Mattman : Dude, did you bring any booze with you?

Sharkey : It's good to be home.

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Old Apr 10, 2008, 04:18 PM   #138
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Re: Da Ultimately Sad SciFlicks SQUAD! Movie: The Big Sleep

<throws the aregano down>

Demos: Pointless!

<Iwata turns to him>

Iwata: What the hell is that?! So help me god if thats what i think it is i'm shoving you out the airlock!

Demos: Its aregano! I swear! I would never do anything illegal!

<Demos makes a hasty exit>
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