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Demosthemighty · Jun 20, 2006, 09:04 PM

I think it goes like this:

This kid wants a woman and an android slave, at the same time(greedy, ain't he?). He finds an android slave thats on the side of the road, takes her home, "turns her on"(whatever that means, the " marks gives it a naughty feel), she don't know ****. He teaches her stuff, then she has feelings and they fall in love and live happily ever after.

Iwata · Jun 20, 2006, 09:16 PM

Wow... what a nice morality tale. I'm sure there are some great lessons hidden there, most of them pertaining to sex with electronic devices.

Demosthemighty · Jun 20, 2006, 09:23 PM

Hmmm......yes....indeed.

jill_valentine · Jun 20, 2006, 09:25 PM

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Originally posted by Iwata
Wow... what a nice morality tale. I'm sure there are some great lessons hidden there, most of them pertaining to sex with electronic devices.

Battlestar Galactica you say?

Iwata · Jun 20, 2006, 09:27 PM

Ah, but that's like having sex with, you know, a clone.

This, it seems, is more like fondling Deep Blue.

jill_valentine · Jun 20, 2006, 09:34 PM

But, as discussed in the Aeon Flux forum, having sex with a clone just raises further, wierder ethical questions that with a robot.

Especially, but not only, if it's your own clone.

Besides which, Six's spine lights up, which must be fairly disconcerting to say the least. I always did wonder how Baltar never noticed that, given how creative he is with machines, and how horny he is with Six.

Iwata · Jun 20, 2006, 09:36 PM

You don't have to see a woman's spine if you're having sex with her. Some women are choosy.

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Especially, but not only, if it's your own clone.

I won't touch this topic if it was covered in strawberrys.

Demosthemighty · Jun 20, 2006, 09:41 PM

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You don't have to see a woman's spine if you're having sex with her. Some women are choosy.

That statement right there had me sitting in the floor and laughing till i cried like i was dieing. I don't know why its so funny. Well, yes i do.

jill_valentine · Jun 20, 2006, 10:04 PM

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Originally posted by Iwata
You don't have to see a woman's spine if you're having sex with her. Some women are choosy.

Indeed. I anticipated this response with my very delicate and demure phrasing in my previous post.

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I always did wonder how Baltar never noticed that, given how creative he is with machines, and how horny he is with Six.

I'd say Baltar's seen her from every conceivable angle, and a few only heretofore suggested by quantum physicists.

Flexible quantum physicists.

davecallaway200 · Jun 20, 2006, 11:20 PM

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I'd say Baltar's seen her from every conceivable angle, and a few only heretofore suggested by quantum physicists.

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Flexible quantum physicists.

an a certain amount of arrogance

Jun 20, 2006, 09:04 PM	#1306
Demosthemighty Father of Lies 1,104 flights since Jun 2004 Location: The left hand of power	Re: Welcome to the Squad! I think it goes like this: This kid wants a woman and an android slave, at the same time(greedy, ain't he?). He finds an android slave thats on the side of the road, takes her home, "turns her on"(whatever that means, the " marks gives it a naughty feel), she don't know ****. He teaches her stuff, then she has feelings and they fall in love and live happily ever after.

Jun 20, 2006, 09:16 PM	#1307
Iwata Autarch 2,558 flights since Aug 2001 Location: Helghan	Re: Welcome to the Squad! Wow... what a nice morality tale. I'm sure there are some great lessons hidden there, most of them pertaining to sex with electronic devices.

Jun 20, 2006, 09:23 PM	#1308
Demosthemighty Father of Lies 1,104 flights since Jun 2004 Location: The left hand of power	Re: Welcome to the Squad! Hmmm......yes....indeed.

Jun 20, 2006, 09:27 PM	#1310
Iwata Autarch 2,558 flights since Aug 2001 Location: Helghan	Re: Welcome to the Squad! Ah, but that's like having sex with, you know, a clone. This, it seems, is more like fondling Deep Blue.

Jun 20, 2006, 09:34 PM	#1311
jill_valentine Us kids know. 1,805 flights since Dec 2002 Location: Six Feet Under.	Re: Welcome to the Squad! But, as discussed in the Aeon Flux forum, having sex with a clone just raises further, wierder ethical questions that with a robot. Especially, but not only, if it's your own clone. Besides which, Six's spine lights up, which must be fairly disconcerting to say the least. I always did wonder how Baltar never noticed that, given how creative he is with machines, and how horny he is with Six.

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