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Old Sep 30, 2003, 05:34 AM   #1
ThinWLady
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Da Ultimately Sad SciFlicks SQUAD! Movie: The Big Sleep

(Lets see how sad it can be...)

TWL woke up and stepped on the floor. It was cold. "These damned space veachiles have still the infamous British heating system", she murmured to herself. She walked to the window and looked out. "Doesn't this night ever end?" She sighed. She took a blanket from her bed and cocooned into it. Then she went out.

TWL watched the empty passages of the SQUAD! There was only silence and intervally reducing humming with her. It came from the engines on her right.


TWL: Anybody here?!

A sad echo answered to her. Then a grand piano fell on her. "Ouch!" She thought and decided to wait somebody to help her.

Ten minutes later a terrible scraping noise began. It was coming outside of the ship. "Ouch schit", TWL thought and passed out.
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Old Sep 30, 2003, 06:01 AM   #2
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Re: Da Ultimately Sad SciFlicks SQUAD! Movie: The Big Sleep

Chauvinist crawled on the floor. He looked at TWLady and laughed.

Chauvinist: He he.

Then he poked TWLady in her eye.

Chauvinist: He he.

Chauvinist crawled away. He was keen to see what was that noise...
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Old Sep 30, 2003, 08:05 AM   #3
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Re: Da Ultimately Sad SciFlicks SQUAD! Movie: The Big Sleep

*Iwata walks in, happily whistling the Smurf's theme song*

"Hey, what's this?", he says looking at the mass of wires, broken wood, keyboards, and a head popping out of it all.

"Hey, niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice. Papa Smurf says: It's go time"...

His mind races.

He can play the hero, save her... and score.

Or he can take the chance she's pinned down and passed out... and score.

He makes up his mind, and approaches the inanimate form on the floor.

"Oh?! TWL?! WOW!! What the feth happened here?!"

No reply.

"HEY!!! I'm TALKIN' to ya!!!"

No reply.

"Oh well..."

*Iwata curls up in a ball, cat like, and falls asleep near TWL*
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Old Sep 30, 2003, 01:38 PM   #4
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Re: Da Ultimately Sad SciFlicks SQUAD! Movie: The Big Sleep

Tack sits in a completly different part of the ship even though it looks the same.

He stands up then sits again at the desk. Theres nothing on the desk.

::Scraping nosie on hull::

Tack: What the hell was that?

Goes out to investigate.
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Old Sep 30, 2003, 02:27 PM   #5
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Re: Da Ultimately Sad SciFlicks SQUAD! Movie: The Big Sleep

<<Splend is outside in an environment suit. The camera focuses on his oxygen levels - they are low. Splend is scratching at the hull of the ship with a large garden rake.

Splend : I hope someone let's me in soon, it's cold and lonely out here ...
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Old Sep 30, 2003, 02:33 PM   #6
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Re: Da Ultimately Sad SciFlicks SQUAD! Movie: The Big Sleep

*bob walks in carrying a cardboard tube like a sword*

Bob: I am the cardboard tube Samuri!

*jumps about slicing at "enemies" with the cardboard tube , and hit's tack as tack walks out of an ajoining corridor*

Bob: the cardboard tube Samuri strikes again!

*runs off*

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Old Sep 30, 2003, 02:46 PM   #7
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Tack: Sonofa*****!

::Sprints after bob with a cardboard tube of his own and passes a window that spend is at::
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Old Sep 30, 2003, 02:58 PM   #8
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Re: Da Ultimately Sad SciFlicks SQUAD! Movie: The Big Sleep

<<Splend sighs>>

Splend : Well, at least they're having fun.

<<Splend continues his scratching in the bleakness of space>>
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Old Sep 30, 2003, 03:38 PM   #9
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Re: Da Ultimately Sad SciFlicks SQUAD! Movie: The Big Sleep

To save every one else the trouble, Kieraganion conveniently shoves himself out an air lock and into the bleakness of space. He waves at Spend as he passes, gestures towards the still open outer door, and floats off into mathmatical confusion. His body sunddenly implodes and bursts into red, blues, and green paper dots. His last thought was of pizza.
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Old Sep 30, 2003, 04:04 PM   #10
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Splend : What a nice fellow.

<<Drifts inside airlock, closes hatch, fiddles with switches on the wall and takes helmet off. He wanders out into the ship, trudging slowly through the corridors until he comes to the room where TWL is lying underneath a grand piano>>

Splend : Ah, the music room. I remember this place. This is where the teacher used to give us all instruments and make us play.

<<He looks around. Ghostly figures of a teacher and class appear, playing instruments. For a moment, the room is alive with music and laughetr. then, it is empty and silent once more. Splend leaves.>>
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Old Sep 30, 2003, 04:22 PM   #11
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Re: Da Ultimately Sad SciFlicks SQUAD! Movie: The Big Sleep

Stuck on the shoulder of Splend, Kieraganion the Blue Dot takes a look at the surroundings and see's that he is in the music room. He looks down to see a body under the piano. He luaghs hysterically as memorys of old Loony Toons cartoons come flashing back.
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Old Oct 1, 2003, 02:03 PM   #12
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Re: Da Ultimately Sad SciFlicks SQUAD! Movie: The Big Sleep

Splend : My, this jacket's dusty.

<<Brushes dust off his the jacket of his old faded Sciflicks Uniform. the dust floats away down the corridor>>

Splend : I guess I'll go see my friends now ... let them know I forgive them for shoving me out of the airlock ... sigh ...

<<Splend wanders away.>>
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Old Oct 1, 2003, 02:31 PM   #13
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Re: Da Ultimately Sad SciFlicks SQUAD! Movie: The Big Sleep

On engine level, Wachesaw was sitting on a cold metal bench. Some machine sound was heard. Water was dripping. He looked at his watch. 8.30. More drops of water. A muffled voice far away. The snorting of a person asleep. He waited, and waited, and waited. More water dripping. He looked at the watch again. 8.31. Wachesaw let out a big sigh, which nobody heard.
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Old Oct 1, 2003, 02:34 PM   #14
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Suddenly air born, and enjoying it, Kieraganion realizes that unless he lands some where safe he will spend an enternity in the vacume. With out much control over his flight he hopes for the best. As he falls he sees what appears to be an enormous mountain looming up infront him. A gust of wind pushes him forward as Splend walks past, he lands on the moutain. But it apears to be a moutain with enormous earth quakes and loud noises, near cataclysmic. That's when he realizes it's not a moutain but TWL's nose.
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Old Oct 1, 2003, 02:39 PM   #15
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This is the theme song of this movie!
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