My fan fiction all done and a thread for any of you to post fan fiction

[Nexus]

Demo can't even bloody write anyway. His stories read like screenplays; there's no heavy descriptions or anything. Like those childrens' books that have pretty little pictures and a single-word sentence underneath that is only five letters long.

Later on somewhere in Metropolis. Vandal Savage has rallies out in the city. Savage has his arm out. He now has world domination.

Like there.

Savage: "The Justice League is dead. I have formed a new world order and in my new world order it is illegal to use all kinds of tobacco. It is illegal to drink alcohol. It is illegal to have tattoos or body piercings. It is illegal to eat candy or chew gum. Ice Cream is illegal. Violating those laws of mine will be punishable by a firing squad. I have outlawed pop music, rap music and hip hop music. Tattoos and piercings are a bad influence on other people. Chocolate and sugar I have also banned and is punishable by death. If someone is chewing bubble gum and blows a giant bubble that person is to be arrested and executed. Britney Spears is an influence to bellybutton piercing. She will remove those tattoos or piercings or die. Many celebrities have tattoos and body piercings."

Jesus, all that sounds like some sort of monotously hypnotic orders you hear being automatically repeated over and over through giant megaphones over some dystopian sci-fi city or something!

Read it all out loud in a big, booming "I'm a robotic fascist dictactor" kinda voice and it's really quite frightening...

EDIT: What the hell do you have against ice cream?!

[demolition18]

I have nothing against ice cream. It's just that Vandal Savage is against personal freedom.

I think that it would be cool if Vandal Savage rule the world and people tattooed or pierced are to be hung or placed under a firing squad and than Superman goes back to the present and his to stop Vandal Savage.

Superman fights for our freedom because Superman fights for the American way.

[Quintessa]

Originally posted by demolition18
Superman fights for our freedom because Superman fights for the American way.

Demo18, american patriot?

I never knew you had political opinions outside of tattoos and piercings being wrong.

Dare I ask what other political beliefs you have, or am I opening pandora's box?

[demolition18]

We know that there are politicians against smoking.

If people want tattoos and piercings they should get fakes.

Red Skull is against piercings. He would rip them off. That's the thing I am into about comic book villains.

[Iwata]

That speech looks more like Bizarro than Randal Savage.

[Quintessa]

Originally posted by demolition18
We know that there are politicians against smoking.

If people want tattoos and piercings they should get fakes.

Red Skull is against piercings. He would rip them off. That's the thing I am into about comic book villains.

Nonononono, I meant ASIDE from that stuff. Like the war.

Or abortion.

Or anything.

[Lt_Johnny_Rico]

Originally posted by Quintessa


Nonononono, I meant ASIDE from that stuff. Like the war.

Or abortion.

Or anything.

Why do you even bother?

And will everyone please just let this damn thread f*cking DIE already?!

Please...? Pretty please...?

[toomuchcoffee]

I saw a fascinating documentary of a guy (studied art in college, was quiet achieved in NYC during the early part of the century, I had the impression ) who was so bored and/or depressed that he decided to live in the jungle among cannibals, who have a rich tradition of tattooing.

When he returned, he at first did not like tattoos on Americans simply because the tattoos did not represent anything spiritual and seem to him to lack the power that he felt they had among the cannibals.

He later changed his mind, deciding that he believed that people who enjoy adorning themselves with tattoos are attempting to move beyond themselves and the box of ordinary living, which seemed to him a spiritually guided motivation.

[Nexus]

Originally posted by Lt_Johnny_Rico
And will everyone please just let this damn thread f*cking DIE already?!

Please...? Pretty please...?

No, it's funny.

[Optimus Prime]

Funny and irritating...

[Nexus]

Demo:

[Quintessa]

Come on, Demo18.

Try making a post without any fanfiction, movie, or tattoo/piercing/smoking references.

Tell me what your political beliefs are. Do you have any?

[Demosthemighty]

Demo18, you are a contradiction my friend. You like Superman because he fights for the american way, and the american way is supposed to be personal freedoms. Yet you think that people who partake in their personal freedoms and get tattoos or piercings should be beaten with a wiffle ball bat.....kinda of a two faced little guy...aren't you?

[demolition18]

The Justice Lords are the Justice League in an alternate universe. The Justice Lords take away freeom. That's because they went bad because their Flash died. In that universe Lex Luthor was US president. The Justice Lords Superman killed President Luthor.

The Justice League defeated the Justice Lords with the help of Lex Luthor.

I had the ideas of the Justice Lords being the villains in a Justice League movie. People don't get beat up with sports bats for having tattoos or piercings.

I am the kind of guy who doesn't want a girlfriend with a pierced tongue or pierced lip or pierced chin. Not even piercings on the butt or neck.

I don't want a girlfriend that is heavily tattooed or has tattoos on the face.

I require for a girlfriend to even be a non smoker. Many people have things against smoking because it pollutes the air that we breathe.

Silver Surfer is a super hero against smoking.

[Demosthemighty]

wow you have not even begun to answer my question.