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Pilot's Mess [chit-chat zone]

This is the forum to get to know your fellow pilots and the ONLY place to talk about everything else not really relevant to sci-fi movies, including your personal loves and interests. A true pilot doesn't discuss these issues while on duty.

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Old Jun 17, 2010, 03:22 AM   #1
jill_valentine
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Keanu Reeves is sad.

http://sadkeanu.com/

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Eleven thousand people think Keanu Reeves might be depressed. And with reason — the man hasn't had a hit movie in years, and his entire acting career can be summed up in one word: 'Woah.' So when a paparazzi photo surfaced on the Internet featuring an unshaven, mopey Keanu eating a sandwich on a park bench, fans started to worry. Was Keanu sad? Lonely? Bored? Was something actually wrong or was he just tired? The Internet, as it tends to, became very concerned.

Did I say concerned? I meant obsessed. The park bench photo spread everywhere: on gossip sites, on message boards — it even got its own Tumblr blog. People left over 200,000 comments on the website Reddit.com. Web illustrators photoshopped Keanu into other sad settings: next to Forrest Gump, surrounded by cats, on the Lost island, in a Lady Gaga video, even next to Stalin and Churchill. Nothing they did seemed to make the major movie star happy.












I guess the point is -

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Old Jun 17, 2010, 09:37 AM   #2
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Re: Keanu Reeves is sad.

That's funny! YAY PHOTOSHOP THREAD!
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Old Jun 17, 2010, 10:49 AM   #3
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Re: Keanu Reeves is sad.

With his acting career in the tank he can always fall back on his rock band - Dogstar. How are they doing, anyway?
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Old Jun 17, 2010, 12:24 PM   #4
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Re: Keanu Reeves is sad.

That, or his vast piles of money.
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Old Jun 17, 2010, 12:39 PM   #5
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Re: Keanu Reeves is sad.

The typical plot of your average Hollywood has-been points to the fact that vast hoards of money can't fill the void left when the adoration of the masses fades away. I guess it's true, money can't buy you love, not real love anyway.
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Old Jun 17, 2010, 04:33 PM   #6
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Re: Keanu Reeves is sad.

That void is filled easily by both drugs and irresponsible behavior.
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Old Jun 17, 2010, 07:18 PM   #7
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Re: Keanu Reeves is sad.

A very tragifunny bit about just why Keanu Reeves might be sad.

It's oddly moving.
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Old Jun 17, 2010, 09:01 PM   #8
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The typical plot of your average Hollywood has-been points to the fact that vast hoards of money can't fill the void left when the adoration of the masses fades away. I guess it's true, money can't buy you love, not real love anyway.
Do you have anything to back up this claim re: Mr. K. Reeves, or are you just speaking in general terms about a specific situation?
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Old Jun 19, 2010, 10:44 AM   #9
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Re: Keanu Reeves is sad.

Aw. Those pictures are fantastic. Not even the happiest place on earth made him feel better...

Which is completely understandable after that link, seriously. Just reading rather than living that and I feel like I might have a terrible time feeling happy all day.

I was just defending my hatred of Keanu Reeves acting to some friends, too, because he kept showing up in the movies we watched. (most notably in Thumbsucker, hich is really quite good. Like Lymelife except much more loveable.)
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Old Jun 19, 2010, 11:57 PM   #10
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Re: Keanu Reeves is sad.

I bet this couple could make Keanu happy again.

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Old Jun 21, 2010, 04:02 AM   #11
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Re: Keanu Reeves is sad.

Holy jesus that is terrifying.
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Old Jun 21, 2010, 08:25 AM   #12
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I bet this couple could make Keanu happy again.


If a serial killer can find love and be happy, then there's hope for Keanu.
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Old Jun 21, 2010, 10:58 AM   #13
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she's wearing a dress made from a carpetbag.......
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Old Jun 21, 2010, 11:02 AM   #14
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its quite amazing no? I dont think the hair on her head is hers, its from their last victim
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Old Jun 21, 2010, 02:11 PM   #15
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Re: Keanu Reeves is sad.

Hmmm, what's his left hand doing? The right is clearly embedded in her shoulder in a kind of auto erotic bdsm fashion... I dunno.

I keep hearing that line of Dylan Moran's whenever I look at that picture

"And then the CAGE comes down!"
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