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Pilot's Mess [chit-chat zone]

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Old Apr 18, 2003, 11:04 AM   #1
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The Debate Thread

You guys know how much I love to debate so I have devoted an entire thread to this most involving and excellent communicative art - an academic exercise if you will.

Issue One: Carrot Top


Does Carrot Top have groupies?

My position:

He does. He's famous. And there will always be throngs of women who want to sleep with someone famous. Even prop comics. I'd argue that even Michael Jackson still has groupies, though I'd guess most of them live in Japan.

The opposing position, stated articulately by my partner in a similar debate:

"Dude. Just look at him."

What is your position???
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Old Apr 18, 2003, 11:10 AM   #2
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Re: The Debate Thread

Well, on this topic, I can only say this: Who in the Nine Hells is Carrot Top?!
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Old Apr 18, 2003, 11:24 AM   #3
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One of the most annoying bastards ever on TV.
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Old Apr 18, 2003, 12:20 PM   #4
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Re: The Debate Thread

Well, you need to look at the mentality of groupies. Are they the sex-starved, starry-eyed nympho ****s they are portrayed as? Or are they just normal people?

If normal - I seeeeeeeeeriously doubt they'd sleep with a man as annoying (and arguably unatractive) as Carrot Top.

If sex-starved - they'd take anyone famous, even someone like this. The sad, sad, sad cases ...
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Old Apr 18, 2003, 01:09 PM   #5
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Have no idea who Carrot Top is, but us Brit's have a similar gin-ger headed male that is lacking in the good looks department. The all famous Chris Evans, who married a rather younger and quite attractive popstar a couple of years back. God knows what she sees in him....(he's not much liked neither)

Anyways, apparantly we look at famous people as hunter heros and leaders as we did in the neandathal days. This is why famous people are regarded with such esteem and on pedal stools to some degree.

Those that wish to sleep with them (famous people) are indeed attracted to the essence of fame and not the person themslves. Some are attention seekers, some looking for a quick way to make a buck or to boost their self esteem. Rarely is the groupie looking for a life time commitment, unless they are obsessed with them-probably a good few of them lurking around....

If the person that is famous is ugly, then I guess that they are an easier target to sleep with , rather than say the likes of Brad Pitt. The ugly ones would be grateful for the attention, and the groupies hone in on this to get their wicked ways!

I, personally wouldn't touch the Carrot Top with a 10 foot barge pole, as he doesn't appeal to me at all.
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Old Apr 18, 2003, 07:17 PM   #6
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Re: The Debate Thread

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I, personally wouldn't touch the Carrot Top with a 10 foot barge pole, as he doesn't appeal to me at all.


Oh, I dunno, I quite like the idea of beating carrot top with a 10 foot barge pole. Until he is dead. Very dead.
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Old Apr 18, 2003, 08:03 PM   #7
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And then some; the bastard.
He is so cheesey and fake, I mean, my God!
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Old Apr 18, 2003, 08:54 PM   #8
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When dealing with the celebrity and their sleeping partners, you must consider the fact that anyone famous can get laid just with that. The thing is, the more famous, and the more handsom the person, the better quality of groupy he gets. Take, for instance, robert plant in his prime: He got really great chicks, because he was ultra-famous, and he was a bit on the attractive side (and let's face it, before he spilt from zepplin, far more tallented.) -- He got the a-list pussy. Carrot top isn't THAT famous. He's a b-celeb. He's cable tv at best. -- plus he's unfunny, and really un-attractive. He get's the poontang lower on the groupy level. He get's the more skanky strung out chicks with rashes and krank addictions. That's just the way it works. There's even a quotient I made up a while back where you rank the person on the levels of 1 to 10 in fame, looks, and talent, and then adverage them. This will determine, on a level of 1 to 10 the level of groupy he get's.

...thank you for your time.
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Old Apr 19, 2003, 01:13 AM   #9
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Re: The Debate Thread

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Originally posted by HighWiredSith
You guys know how much I love to debate so I have devoted an entire thread to this most involving and excellent communicative art - an academic exercise if you will.

Issue One: Carrot Top


Does Carrot Top have groupies?

My position:

He does. He's famous. And there will always be throngs of women who want to sleep with someone famous. Even prop comics. I'd argue that even Michael Jackson still has groupies, though I'd guess most of them live in Japan.

The opposing position, stated articulately by my partner in a similar debate:

"Dude. Just look at him."

What is your position???
The dirty son of a ***** hit on my girlfriend

The bastard is no longer even a 'pop comic'. He's just an ass-clown in a TV comercial.
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Old Apr 19, 2003, 01:14 AM   #10
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...yeah...


but the question is, "is he getting any poon?"

(here: in a conversation with a girl, I asked her if she thought carrot top was getting any, and she said: "um.... well to tell you the truth i dont know, but i sure i wouldnt fu*ck him!! lol")
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Old Apr 19, 2003, 08:16 AM   #11
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Originally posted by HighWiredSith

Issue One: Carrot Top



He looks a little like Mike Myers ...
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Old Apr 19, 2003, 10:53 AM   #12
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believe me... it's just in that pic.
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Old Apr 20, 2003, 07:04 PM   #13
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Re: The Debate Thread

Surely...let us debate...

Of course Carrot Top gets groupies...the question is, about the quality and/or competence of these groupies...and the thing about Micheal Jackson's groupies...don't pick on those poor children, they've suffered far more than any small boy should ever suffer...

Now, considering that Lemmy from Motorhead gets groupies, Carrot Top has to get groupies. Lemmy has those creepy mole things on his face, and women line up to lick them. Of course, CT's groupide are of a much lower caliber, because we all know that he is not a rockstar, he is more of a PBS featured comic than a rockstar.

In conclusion, he gets the booty, but not the nice booty you want to see...but the kind of booty that comes fully loaded with cigarette burns, tattooed-over-tattoos, teeth marks, parasites, and other things you don't expect to find on the booty you are preparing to bang...

Peace out-

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Old Apr 22, 2003, 12:55 AM   #14
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Poss: you are truely a masterdebater.
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