All of my ideas for writers on books and comic books/graphic novels as of 7/6/03

[demolition18]

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[Nexus]

Originally posted by demolition18
Back at 7–11. The teenage girl is showing the teenage guys the bubble gum that she stole. Teenage girl: "Hey look at this. I will blow big bubbles. Don't try to pop my bubbles this time. Last time I blew a huge one you popped it and it was all over my face." Teenage Boy #1: "I won't pop your bubble this time." Store Clerk: "You kids aren't taking anything. Put it back."

Originally posted by demolition18
Outside Dana Crystal Harris shows up and gets out of her car. She bursts in. Dana Crystal: "LA PD. You kids put that stuff back or I will throw you in juvenile hall. All 4 of you now or you can pay for it. Stealing is dishonest."

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Sorry...

[Iwata]

After all this time, you still haven't realized no-one knows what the hell you're talking about?!

[Shazam!]

"My name is Stick. I am blind like you. I am not pure blind. I could train you with martial arts. I'll train you on swinging." Matt: "I'll call myself Daredevil." Stick: "I'll train you with swinging buildings and leaping. I know that you will never be able to drive if you are going to be blind for the rest of your life. Even if you have this radar like ability you could still be a bad driver because of your blindness. You won't be as bad of a driver as any other blind person is. I never drove in my life." Matt: "I lost my sight to a radioactive spill. I would still not want to drive even if I was seeing. I'd still never apply for a license. I wouldn't even bother to take a written test. I had learned to see in a whole new way." Stick: "I was part blind my whole life. I got around by swinging and leaping. I have never even applied for a driver’s license. So I never had a permit or have never taken any of the tests for getting a license." Stick escorts Matt somewhere for training."

That's either the funniest or the scariest thing I've ever read in my life.....what's with the driving? why, why, why?

[Iwata]

For some peculiar reason, he's obssessed with Daredevil's driving skills. Don't ask me why.

[Iwata]

It's like talking to a vacuum-filled bag.

[Iwata]

I never saw someone writting down so many words, in such an incoherent way, to reply to questions no-one asked, repeated so many times, about subjects no-one understands where they came from.

There's got to be a record here somewhere.

"I can even bet you people that Daredevil doesn't like it when someone snaps gum."

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[Shazam!]

Demo, y'know when someone says 'you need help....mentally' but they're joking around? Well this time, I think you should take that advice seriously....y..you scare me....

[Iwata]

Does anyone else feels like in a particullarly weird "Twilight Zone" episode?..

[Splendiferous]

I like gum cracking. I like gum. And if Daredvil came up to me and said "Stop cracking that gum" i'd say "OI! Daredevil! NO! You can't go around telling people not to be noisy just cos it gives you a headache, you selfish b*stard!"

[Iwata]

And if we all cracked gum at the same time, we'd even drive Daredevil insane with the noise, and he'd walk right in the front of a taxi.

[Iwata]

Blink if you can understand us.

[Shazam!]

Arnold Schwarzenegger doesn't like gum snapping. Someone who's favorite movie is Terminator 2 told me. He is running for Governor. Jesse Ventura didn't run for a second term as governor. Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jesse Ventura faced off with each other in The Running Man. It was disappointing to cut out the Sylvester Stallone vs. Jesse Ventura in Demolition Man.

You got from 'snapping gum' to Demolition Man in 6 steps.....

I think that Jesse Ventura was cut out of Demolition because he doesn't have a drivers liscense. A man at work told me. He takes the elevator to work. I don't think Jesse Ventura would be good as Iron Man.....and so on.