Ruby Rap Lyrics

[TeenDramaQueen]

Hey Everyone, I was just wondering if anybody had the lyrics to the Ruby Rap..I love that song but I don't know that words and it's driving me crazy! So if anybody has them ..if you could please post them you'd be a great help. Thank you!

[Demosthemighty]

Hmmm....i don't have them....nor do i even remember the rap......but i should, just watched the goddamn movie. Oh well.

[Unicron]

what?? there was a "Ruby Rap?"


strange I dont remeber that in the movie...must watch again.

[Sleeper]

I've heard this, at least one version, and it's the bit Tucker does while walking about and singing all that "all night long, all night..." bit with the "it's hotter than hot, it's hot-hot-hot!"

[Splendiferous]

I watched this yesterday, and Sleeper must be right, because that's the only thing that could possibly be called a Rap.

God I hate that character. I mean, really hate. Really, really, really hate. Hate enough to find an interdimensional time/sace machine, travel to a Fifth Element dimension, hunt him down and cut out his tongue with a rusty soon. That's how much I hate him. He's ... so ... annoying.

He is RIGHT up there with Jar Jar. Arguably more so, but probably only becauase I've not seen Jar Jar in a couple of years now (mercifully)

[Unicron]

thank your god that you havent seen that character in a few years
personally i forgot about him until you mentioned it :P

[Sleeper]

Well, the lyrics as they are:

Korben Dallas! Here he is, the one and only winner of the Gemini croquet contest! (GEMINI!)

This boy is fueled like fire, so start melting ladies cuz the boy is hotter than hot he's hot, hot, HOT!

The right size, right build, right hair, right on (RIGHT ON, RIGHT ON) Right on, right on!

And he's got something to say to those fifty billion pairs of ear out there.

Pop it D-man!: Umm, hi.

Unbelieveable!

Quiver ladies, quiver he's gonna set the world on fire. Right here from 5 to 7 you'll learn everything there is to know about the Deeeee-man.

His dreams, his desires, his most intimate of intimates.

And from what I'm lookin' at, intimate is this stud-muffin's middle name. So tell me my man, (drums) you nervous in the service? (drums)

Mmmhmm, not really.

Freeze those knees my chickadees, cuz Ruby's in the place and he's on the case.

Yesterday's frog will be tomorrow's prince, of Fhloston Paradise!

The hotel of a thousand and one follies, lollies, and lick 'em lollies. A magic fountain flow of non stop wine, women and hotchie cootchie coo!

All night long. All night long, all night!! ...

And start licking your stamps little girls, this guy's gonna have you writing home to Momma!

Right here from 5 to 7, I'll be your voice, your tongue and I'll be hot on the tail of the sexiest man of the year... D-man... Your man... My man.

From The Fifth Element Worship Page