SCIFLICKs SQUAD! movie reviews

[ThinWLady]

It's time to collect the review to their own thread. Jacker's Eleven, the original movies, The Castle...

[floyd]

the castle was one of the only movies with an actual descernable ending- -- -
--- i thought it was a really fun story, that maybe could have gone on a little longer, but over all... pretty good ---

jacker's eleven i never really got into unfortunatly

sciflicks squad I was what really got me hooked on this site... in fact... i think i'll go read that now--- it also helped to establish the poss --

sciflicks squad II - slightly less entertaining than the first... i think we should avoid sequals

sciflicks (resivior) dogs -- looks promising... but not as easy to post on as earlier threads --- really takes some thought

[Nexus]

The Castle - it's great and a really fun movie where the scenes actually make sense since people like Jacker ignore the post before his,

SciFlicks Movie - a classic but not a "real" movie since it was more like a bunch of sketches than a proper story.

SciFlicks Movie 2 - in my opinion, still the best, thanks to me and cucumber, who made that thread great and funnier than the original.

SciFlicks Movie 3 - Jacker's thread. He wasn't even serious about it. Crap.

SciFlicks Movie III - Phlub's thread. Nice but WAY to complex and not very funny...

SciFlicks Movie III, Part 2 - my thread. Phlub didn't see this, which is why he made SS3. So I re-named it SS3Pt.2, which will be the film's prequel and explains why the characters suddenly change.

SciFlicks Dogs - not sure yet. Kinda like SciFlicks Movie III, Part 2. As soon as the ball gets roliing with more than three people writing then we'll have to see how it turns out.

Jacker's seven - jeez, sorry jacker but if you want to make another movie thread leave me out of it. It started great but you really fu*ked it up, especially with the ROTJ twist...

[Oscar]

Castle - Is great sometimes too confussing. YOU CLOSED THE THREAD !!! WHY OU GOD WHY ! DAMN YOU!

I dunno anything about anything else...

[ThinWLady]

Originally posted by Oscar
Castle - Is great sometimes too confussing. YOU CLOSED THE THREAD !!! WHY OU GOD WHY ! DAMN YOU!

Well, I just watched some Tarkovsky so it was obvious thing to do after that.

The first SQUAD! movie: The one and the only. I liked this one very much. Cool poster.

2nd: Funny, good casting. Did it really end?

Jacker's Eleven: I haven't seen the original movie but this is really good.

[Nexus]

Yeah, the second ended. Shame...

[JACKER]

Originally posted by NeXus_6

Jacker's seven - jeez, sorry jacker but if you want to make another movie thread leave me out of it. It started great but you really fu*ked it up, especially with the ROTJ twist...

[JACKER]

You didn't dig Sabba The Kunt?



Seriously though, there was nowhere really to go with it. I would just think of like one joke that might be funny, then I'd build a scene around it. It was sort of the Men In Black 2 of the sciflicks movies.

[Nexus]

That's actually a very good description of your movie...

Sabba The Kunt had an interesting name though...

[JACKER]

Here's my best one. A passage from JACKER's SE7EN:

*Jacker sees Coronis sweeping the casino floor once more. He watches her make a move to elevator hall, then he grabs Coronis by the waste and pulls her inside an elevator and pushes stop*

Coronis: What the hell are you doing to me!?

Jacker: I just want to see my wife, is that a crime?

Coronis: No but kidnapping is!

Jacker: Very funny, now why won't you return my calls?

Coronis: What calls?

Jacker: You haven't received my calls with my panting. Isn't your extension 11016?

Coronis: No! Mine is 11061! You've been calling old lady Gertrude on the eleventh floor. We thought she was senial and had her put in a home.

Jacker: Anyway please come home with me...PLEASE!!

Coronis: Do you not have ears? Do you not comprehend what I tell you every freaking week? It's over! You, which is the bad part of my life is finally over!

Jacker: Oh common, what was so bad?

Coronis: You never took me out. You made me stay home with you every Saturday and watch Battlefield Earth. And my therapists says you might be borderline!

Jacker: Where do you get money for a therapist? *Coronis looks down* Oh Iwata I see. But don't listen to that quack *Coronis stands there with her beak on* Umm, no pun intended. By the way, it wasn't every Saturday and you loved Battlefield Earth.

Coronis: No I hated it. I WAS FAKING IT! *Jacker gasps*

Jacker: I have nothing more to say to you. *Turns elevator back on and door opens with 50 people waiting outside and Jacker points back and screams* You know I'll forgive you, but I just hope L.Ron Hubbard has mercy on your soul. *Walks out into the casino, Coronis stands in elevator looking sad well lighting fades*

[Nexus]

SpyFlicks Squad: The Movie - fun film, if a little confusing and sometimes just plain nonsense, that I think everyone will enjoy.

[Coronis]

Ahhh Jacker's seven... some funny times there.... I was really into the SciFlicks II when SF and Tinny were involved as well